August 2009
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I'm engaged.
jenniferlorraine: As of 15 minutes ago, whoa. I ACTUALLY DID IT, I LOVE YOU!
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July 2009
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Jul 25th
SUPRAS VS NIKES
So which one would YOU choose?
Jul 25th
““We are all Kanye West… all of us…” -Sarah Silverman”
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Jul 25th
“WAKE UP MR. WEST, MR. FRESH, MR. BY-HIS-SELF-HE-SO-IMPRESSED -Kanye West”
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youmaybeoffended: today I was talking to my best friend on the phone. she has cerebral palsy, so she’s in a wheelchair and she’ll never be able to walk, right? anyway- Leah: Oh my god, you are so weird sometimes. Me: Oh shut up, you don’t have a leg to stand on. … *silence* Leah: hahahahahahahah Me: fml :( <3 lazybones I laughed… I feel bad now… ...
Jul 24th
Making the band
Allen: Baby, I've been thinking about being in a band
Me: Like making the band? Or being in a band?
Allen: Making a band, seriously. Like, me and Anthony would be good babe. I think we would make a good colabo.
Me: Hahahahaha, I have to call Diddy for this one.
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Allen: Babe, you and I would make a good colabo!!!!
Me: You and I?!?!
Allen: Yeah!!!!
Me: Yeah,...in a porno!!!!!!
Allen: ROFL
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youmaybeoffended: textsfromlastnight: (847): So I’m banging this nun… (314): Isn’t that how all good stories start? I like it already…
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Jul 23rd
Hmm...First car can't decide? Hope It's something...
Evo? Subi? GTR?!
Jul 23rd
Factory413.com! <3 Karmaloop.com! Can’t get enough! GET SOME beeotch!!
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Approximately 2:09am
And we just had the best sex that we’ve had in a while. Mmm, I love you! Certainly the best I ever had. I love you, xoxo.Thank you for tonight<3 The one you lay next to every night, Your girlfriend, Jenn.
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Everything you do, I wish you knew.
jenniferlorraine: I often find myself caught up in a rapture I never thought I’d feel this way You’ve got me captured I mean you got me singing love songs about you Not those kiddy songs, but Marvin Gay tunes What is this that you have on me I’m so far in that I don’t wanna be free Hold on and never let go I’m givin you everything I have Just to show you that I’m I’m hooked on you
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Hey baby,
jenniferlorraine: You know I love you right? Muah!
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